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The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

Herman Cain makes fun of vegetarians as weak or “unmanly”

List of vegetarian things that Herman Cain should say this to their face:

  • Mike Tyson
  • Irate water buffalo
  • The fang-tastic gelada baboon
  • Cassowary (which can disembowel a man with one kick)
  • Hippopotamus (kills more people in Africa than lions or crocs)
  • Stegosaurus

I’m beginning to think that the smartest thing to ever come out of this guy’s mouth was a particularly intelligent chicken wing.

(via jtotheizzoe)

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11/14/11 at 3:33pm
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    Herman Cain is a massive faggot that needs to eat a bag of dicks. This is just one of multiple reasons. Though he is...
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    What is he talking about?...vegetarian, and I get like 5000000 toppings on my pizza....
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  17. jtperkin said: Also, misogyny and homophobia bonus points.
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